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FINANCIAL CRISIS – Deltdown 2011 Synopsis In a world where the coffers have run dry, and the taxman and his hounds is just around the bend, only one man stands between his fraternity and financial insolvency...

2012 2013

Delt Money

FINANCIAL CRISIS

Eventually, capitulating markets and treasurial malfeasance led to a dearth of funds

Back in Davyd’s day, shit wasn’t so bad

Cash Money

This trend continued as others rode the coattails of stronger fiduciaries

2008

2009

2010

2011

2012

2013

FINANCIAL CRISIS

House bills used to adjust to the number of brothers

Dollars per Dude

Eventually this adjustment process stopped, and the relationship became linear

2007

2008

2010

2013

Bank Account Balance

FINANCIAL CRISIS – ECONOMIC MELTDOWN (lava in background)

2010

2011

2012

2013

FINANCIAL CRISIS – REAL ESTATE MARKET

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Dudes in the House

Summer

3 Weeks ago

Now

Fut

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FINANCIAL CRISIS – Chapter Hall Pizza Flavors Pepperoni Pizza

BBQ Chicken

10%

80%

Pepperoni

BBQ Chicken

People eat this

Clay eats this (clay is not people)

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Social

• Highlighter Party - $300 • Blanket Party - $250 • Caveman Dinner - $800

• Paint Party - $500

Savings

$850

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Sports

• Super Bowl Party - $200 • Greek Week Banner-$100

• Super Bowl Party - $100 • Banner - $100 • Shirts - $600

• Greek Week Shirts - $600 • Greek Week Xtras - $250

Total

$1150

Total Savings

$800 $350

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Member Ed

• $0

• $0

FINANCIAL CRISIS – DAA

• Faculty Lunch - $500

• Faculty Lunch - $500

• Study Candy - $150

• Study Candy - $50

• White Board - $300

• White Board - $100

• Scholar Baller - $320

Total

$650

Savings

$900

• 4.0 Club - $280 Total

$1550

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Philanthropy

• NOTHING!!??! Total

$900

Total

$300

Savings

$600

FINANCIAL CRISIS – PAC

• Stupid Kevin - $500

Total

• Frugal Kevin - $300 Total

$300

Savings

$200

$500

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Ritual

• Prez Chair - $600

• Prez Chair - $600

• Ties - $200

Total

$600

Savings

$200

Total

$800

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Dork

• Paper - $200

• Paper - $200

• Ink - $200

• Ink - $200

• Emergency - $100

• Emergency - $100

• New Printer - $500

•

Total

Total Savings

$1000

$500 $500

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Brotherhood

• Lumber Jackoff - $250

• Lumber Jackoff - $200

• Night in the City - $???

• Outings - $300

• Game Night - $???

Total

$500

Savings

$850

• Outings - $1000 • Weekly Themes- $100 Total

$1350

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Pledge Ed

• Roses - $50

• Roses - $50

• Sig Books - $75

• Sig Books - $50

• Binders - $75

Total

$100

Savings

$100

Total

$200

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Member Health

• Protein - $250

• Protein - $250

• Scale- $50

• Scale- $20

Total

Total

$270

Savings

$30

$300

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Shelter

• • • • • • •

House Corp. - $17200 Electricity - $3000 Gas - $4000 Water - $360 Trash - $500 TV - $700 Grounds • House Man - $4000 • Work Week - $2500 • Insurance - $3400 • TOTAL - $9900 Total $36000

• • • • • • •

House Corp. - $17200 Electricity - $3000 Gas - $4000 Water - $360 Trash - $500 TV - $700 Grounds • House Man - $3000 • Work Week - $2500 • Insurance - $3400 • TOTAL - $8900 Total $35000 Savings

$1000

FINANCIAL CRISIS – Table

• Food - $29000

• Food - $26000

• Pay - $15000

• Pay - $15000

• Coffee - $500

• Coffee - $500

• Knives - $200

• Knives - $200

• Maintenance - $6500

• Maintenance - $6500

Total

Total

$48200

Savings

$3000

$51200

FINANCIAL CRISIS – EMPLOYMENT Meal Plans

• $200 Access Fee (all in

house pay) • $700 Half Meal Plan • $1400 Full Meal Plan

Access

Half

Full

Paying for Food

Expected Revenue

• Plan A

In House : 26

• Plan B

Out of House : 9

– 26*3200 = 83200 – 9*480 = 4320 – TOTAL = $87520

– 26*3400 = 88400 – 9*680 = 6120 – TOTAL = $94520

Expected Expenses Over Budget: $87520 $103200 = ($15680)

With Cuts: $87520 $94620 = ($7100) Cuts + Increase: $94520 - $94620 = ($100)

• Originally – General = 16000 – Shelter = 36000 – Table = 51200 – TOTAL = $103200

• With Cuts – General = 11420 – Shelter = 35000 – Table = 48200 – TOTAL = $94620

FINANCIAL CRISIS – We Should Still Be Worried Things That Are Still Out There

• $8000 in Back Taxes

• $5000 Bathroom Repair • $8000 in Savings • Accident$ • Window$

Balance

Fuckups

Taxes

Things To Worry About